Nobody told me about this shaving-for-charity thing. I know ya'll are trying to spare my feelings, knowing I was hot for hairy Johnny, but it would have been easier coming from a friend.
More shots of the tragedy here:
Boston Red Sox center fielder Johnny Damon smiles while barber Letizia Grieci shaves his face at a charity event in Boston, Massachusetts, May 21, 2004. Damon started growing a beard in the off-season, this is his first shave of the new season. [REUTERS] [comma splice theirs, too]
Before and After
Okay, he's still pretty hot. But I'm gonna miss this guy: