Here's the picture (click on it for the contest):
And here are the comments so far, with my not-yet-approved one highlighted:
from Pat at 10:52 am
“You won’t feel a thing”.
from Keith Ramsey at 10:54 am
One way or another, Alice was determined to stop biting her fingernails.
from bria at 10:55 am
The first PSAs promoting mammograms were obviously unsuccessful. Thanks goodness for improved technology.
from Joyce at 10:59 am
Edward Scissorhands mother is revealed!
from t at 11:01 am
With the last implants in place, Solon Buck’s Stepford Archivist was complete.
from Sebastian at 11:02 am
Well, turns out drilling a hole in a tooth IS rocket science.
from Robert at 11:05 am
Ready for your manicure, Dr. Strangelove.
from Harry Smeltzer at 11:14 am
I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
from Jill at 11:30 am
Who’re you calling Hotlips, buddy?!
from me at 12:08 pm
“That’s right, pull them directly toward your chest, and they’ll attach automatically,” said the nurse guiding my volunteer testing of the new human milking machine.
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from Martin Prochnik at 12:20 pm
How long have you had this sinus problem?
from Susan at 12:26 pm
Now just hold still…this will only hurt a little.
[x-posted, more or less, from my finger .plan at work]