i'm the girl of somebody's dreams, if only literally
"I had the strangest dream about you this morning. For some reason I went to your yard to pick something up, and there was a wild pack of St. Bernards and other large dogs that were trying to attack, so I ran into your house. Shortly thereafter you came home and I could scarcely recognize you. You were unconcerned about the attacking dogs, and you had dyed your hair blond and were wearing a mauve business suit with a skirt. This crazy outfit was all to impress one of your new lovers, part of an older couple(both wearing similiar stuff) who you seemed quite smitten with. So weird....Anyways, hope you are well!"