'Ff'lo (fflo) wrote,
'Ff'lo
fflo

i gotta buy me a dressy dress the one that i have is such a mess

 

 


 


It's getting a little late to wish anyone Happy Labor Day, I suppose. The day's almost over. And the new year begins very soon.

I was thinking a minute ago that it's a shame we didn't do any invoking of heroes of Labor at our little picnic in the park today. Ah, well. We carry them with us just by having the day off. And I really do feel that I've had a few days off.

shmizla's departing for home at 4 a.m. Foster kitties are in their room for the night; this is likely the week they get spayed and put up for adoption. Me, I'm pretty zonked. Along with the rain that scuttled our croquet & bocce seems to have come a lingering somnolent dampness. You can taste the moisture in the cool night air. It gets a rise from your tongue if you mouthbreathe like the slack-jawed zonkee that is I.

Some of the phrases you'll find if you Google "a mouthbreathing" --

a mouthbreathing illiterate moron
a mouthbreathing clod
a mouthbreathing knuckledragger
a mouthbreathing idiot
a mouthbreathing cretin
a mouthbreathing Rush Limbaugh supporter
a mouthbreathing a**hole!
a mouthbreathing Neanderthal
a mouthbreathing mongoloid
a mouthbreathing doofus such as yourself
a mouthbreathing, armswinging, trolling f*** knuckle
a mouthbreathing homonculous
a mouthbreathing fucktard
a mouthbreathing inbreeder
a mouthbreathing dingbat
a mouthbreathing office drone
a mouthbreathing keyboard drooler
a mouthbreathing dipshit
a mouthbreathing cokehead
a mouthbreathing mob
a mouthbreathing neocon apologist like yourself
a mouthbreathing dolt
a mouthbreathing nation of red wearing nitwits
a mouthbreathing cock knocker
a mouthbreathing lowbrow worried about the size of his schlong
a mouthbreathing fanatic
a mouthbreathing computer science major
a mouthbreathing race-baiting, passive- agressive fraud like “Raphael”
a mouthbreathing nutbag
a mouthbreathing braindead neoconservative
a mouthbreathing flycatcher
a mouthbreathing mortal that would sue someone for compiling a book of jokes that revived his career
a mouthbreathing douchemongling brain donor
a mouthbreathing wow fanboy or a half drunk halo kid
a mouthbreathing dodobird who tells us to do something which led to WWII
a mouthbreathing loon or maybe just a congenital idiot
a mouthbreathing needledick in real life
a mouthbreathing vegetable
a mouthbreathing extension of the Bush/Cheney crime family
a mouthbreathing wingnut
a mouthbreathing, slackjawed yawper
a mouthbreathing, stumbling, hacking piece of trash
a mouthbreathing simp who shouldn't be able to tie his damn shoes properly
a mouthbreathing schooleaver
a mouthbreathing weardo
a mouthbreathing whiner
a mouthbreathing rhesus monkey
a mouthbreathing, shallow husk of a human
a mouthbreathing ball of cheeto crumbs who will never let you have it
a mouthbreathing imbecile
a mouthbreathing philistine
a mouthbreathing buffoon


Unflattering, on the whole, one can hardly help noticing.

I loved The Pajama Game as a kid. Watched it whenever it came on the TV. The company picnic seemed so cool. And the union stuff. The small talk song, probably a throw-away in the (truly rich) musical, made it onto an eclectic mix cassette I used to play a lot when I was in college. I may well've have listened to that song 100 times. Feeling the sexy in the midst of the silly. Knowing what small talk is the opposite of.

That's Bonnie Raitt's dad, btw. Up there, with Doris.
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