Also, speaking of looking like you were born yesterday, I've been invited in RL, as part of the exclusive and elite few---just 1% of the U.S. population---to apply for the new Black Visa card. The card itself, patent pending, is made from carbon. Along with the prestige comes a 24-hour concierge. The annual fee is just $495.oo.
Also, Born Yesterday the movie was on TV today. I'm about a third of the way through it. Saw it a few years ago but, as has been happening lately, I watch it and feel as if I'm in a much better place for taking it in.