Young Humphrey celebrates his love for me,
And 'Schevitz leans against my foot to bathe.
I had to stop three times on my drive home
To shut my eyes and snore into my hat.
Forgot to take my drugs but once, while gone.
I see the tulips finally opened up
And lilacs popped out with the lavender.
I'm glad I took today off work as well.
Tonight is my first grown-up softball game.