I see the folks at despair.com are featuring both a candy heart generator and an inspirational poster generator.
Of the "Bittersweets" in their for-sale actual candy boxes, I rather like "TABLE FOR 1," "CELIB8 THX2U," and "I GOT SOBER."
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This thick tie is unwieldy. Last night I dismantled its adjustable sector and sewed it to one size. It ties better now. A very slow…