• Looks good
• Burns no gas
• When yard has few sticks, provides aerobic exercise (you can get up some speed)
• Is not noisy & obnoxious, like power mowers
• Lets you smell all the amazing smells that are outside tonight, May 4, 2006
• Rhymes with "Brazil"
That was fun. And I did pull some garlic mustard afterwards, though not where I set out to.
I really am not a dumb fucker for not finishing, say, cleaning out the fern beds completely before moving on to something else; or for choosing the whack-o border restoration project, along with the bare patch patching, instead of myriad others; or for not having gotten to that one renegade bush earlier; or for deciding to mow when I didn't really need to yet, instead of some other more worthy outdoor thing I mighta done instead.
My mind continues to be blown... Who'da thunk. How could Who have. Thunk it. And a Vo Vo Vo-De-Oh Doe.