Co-worker R recently turned me on to the work of Lyle Zapato, who has written, among other things, the following:
Are you a victim of MIND CONTROL? Many people are unaware that their actions and thoughts are being directed to suit the agendas of shadowy agencies. Do you; Trust the government and social institutions? Feel a lack of control over your life? Experience déjà vu? Want to purchase unneeded products? Have trouble sleeping or sleep too easily? Experience déjà vu? Doubt this book? If you have experienced any of these symptoms, then your mind is being controlled!
Hey---the fact that he messed up with that semi-colon doesn't mean he's wrong about keeping Dubya and other aliens from controlling my brain.
It's 15 minutes to the Ba(ch) School parade. (Spelled like the composer; pronounced like the sheep. Don't ask me why!)