April 5th, 2011

MR door

To "celebrate" livejournal coming out of the DDOS attack, I write now with no mention of ...

... the current obsession (except that reference, if you wanna count that).

Um, hello.

The windowwasher guys are here in the office, with their squeegee holsters that make me jealous. When Alex was still here we talked about their sexiness. I did find them sexy, standing in the windowwells with their butts in their jeans and chinos, and their holsters and wipey thingies and all, going about their business quietly but as such stand-outs of something different in the room for a few minutes.

The straight girl who sits where Alex sat is not in the least interested in their butts or holsters or quiet windowwell busyness. She's left the room.

Let's have a poll, just to see who's out there with a thought on the matter, if anyone:

Poll #1727004 Sexy Window Washers

Which of these sound sexy or reasonably potentially sexy?

window washing guys
3(30.0%)
guy changing your tire or hooking up your car to towtruck
2(20.0%)
road construction guy
0(0.0%)
building construction guy
1(10.0%)
woman doing any one of those things
4(40.0%)

Which of these sounds sexiest of reasonably potentially sexy-est?

window washing guys
2(40.0%)
guy changing your tire or hooking up your car to towtruck
0(0.0%)
road construction guy
0(0.0%)
building construction guy
0(0.0%)
window washing woman
0(0.0%)
woman changing your tire or hooking up your car to towtruck
1(20.0%)
road construction woman
1(20.0%)
building construction woman
1(20.0%)

And your runner-up for the previous question?

window washing guys
0(0.0%)
guy changing your tire or hooking up your car to towtruck
1(25.0%)
road construction guy
0(0.0%)
building construction guy
0(0.0%)
window washing woman
1(25.0%)
woman changing your tire or hooking up your car to towtruck
1(25.0%)
road construction woman
1(25.0%)
building construction woman
0(0.0%)

How fetishy does this poll feel to you?

pretty fetishy
0(0.0%)
not so fetishy
1(16.7%)
a little fetishy
1(16.7%)
what's with the "fetishy"?
2(33.3%)
not fetishy, but dumb
0(0.0%)
other
2(33.3%)
oh, shut up
0(0.0%)
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I put clean sheets on the bed.

I put clean sheets on the bed, even though I wouldn't be clean to get in 'em, even though I barely swept, even though I just flipped and did not rotate the mattress.

The cats applaud the move along with me, even though the even thoughs.