Today we have Christmas telephones, plus one Santa and a radio.
I'm hiding a creepy phone Santa
It's the weird grin, with, like, lipstick on his teeth, that's creepy, yes? And maybe the gloves? Like, is there something gross on his hands or is he trying not to leave fingerprints? Yeah, yeah, it's cold and all, but I dunno. This Santa looks shifty.
Finally, here's radio Santa: