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I think the former employees here who bought this were pranking us all with the purchase. They could have set out to find the most off-putting piece of caked on uck in whatever massive box store they got it in, and this would surely have been the triumphant winner.
It's even worse in person, if you can imagine. And paired most awfully with our yellowed-beige wall color.